Middle School

A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends

Oh, that poor fifth grader is coming to our middle school next year

by Barthalamule is my son April 9, 2020

cisne middle school

A shitty ass school with teachers who favor the rich and very athletic kids. Or a school that favors asshole athletic boys over anyone else.

Example: Ew is that Cisne middle school?

by Flora Kid November 21, 2020

cisne middle school

A shitty school with teachers that favor rich athletic kids.

Or a school that favors rich athletic boys that are assholes over everyone.

Example:Ew is that cisne middle school?

by Flora Kid November 21, 2020

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Warwick Valley Middle School

In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders 🥵

Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?

by Weirddepressedshit November 23, 2020

monroe middle school

a random school named after a army dude who committed suicide for his comrades.

(Conspiracy theory: I think the school just tries to get money too)

Monroe Middle School is a school of school like school things.

by TheFreshMilk February 27, 2020

Middle of the house

Neither the front nor the back of the house of a restaurant . A third delivery party.

If you deliver food from a restaurant to a front door, you are not front nor back... you are middle of the house

by Bears st louis March 1, 2020