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Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.
dan that Michael is strong as ever.
by lord killer November 25, 2021
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Michael

A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted
We need to undeppress the depressed michael
by olajide olajide November 25, 2021
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Michael

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit
Michael your a dipshit
by The shitswizler69 November 25, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world
Michael is our savior
by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
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Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 25, 2021
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Madchatter

Holy mother of new age PR keeping all the millennial and Gen z trends in mind.

With them you get the best of both of both worlds ie an astounding amalgamation of conventional values and unconventional ideas. From getting you on a news article to helping you through a crisis, they got you covered!!

Also let’s not forget their craaazy & efficient team led by a craaazier boss.

Because .. WHO RUN THE PR WORLD?!???
A : My business is not getting any traction.
B : Have you heard of Madchatter?
by MadchatterDefines November 25, 2021
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Michael

Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl
Aloha Michael
Wow Michael is so happy today
Michael forogt to tie his shoes teehee
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