michael gallegos

Sexiest mothafucker alive. Enough said

That guys so attractive.
Of course he is hes a michael gallegos.

by Michael Gallegos March 08, 2017

Michael Action

that one guy from an inside joke my friends made a parody of Michael Afton the one behind your mother

my friend: Michael Action
me: oh my god
my other friend: so cool

by Coolguy76/Ricardo April 23, 2022

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him

Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months

by _._Unknown_._ March 30, 2017

michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).

"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"

by bannannaphone December 12, 2011