Red-Con One

1) In the US military, the term Red-Con is short for Readiness Condition and is used to refer to a unit's readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.

2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.

We're going for the dinner but I have a Red-Con one bud. Meaning: My wife is really bitchy today and she has PMS so don't make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)

by jorge5887 March 1, 2009

Plugging one out

Master baiting

1: “I haven’t seen translucent around anywhere, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
2: Cunts invisible, he could be standing in that fucking corner plugging one out for all we know.

by Homelander34 July 17, 2022

one man rave

when you crack out your dance moves with
your headphones on full in a public place

or if you're feelin' completely crazy
you dont need music haha

ps. Sandstorm by Da rude
perfect one man rave music ;)

jimmy: why is vic doing the running man dance?

fred: well hes obviously having a one man rave

jimmy: legend!!!

by weath March 10, 2011

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

One-Two-Two

Its whatever you want it it be.

He just wanted a little extra one-two-two.

I went to the store and got a one-two-two sandwich.

by badgyal123 July 4, 2018

One-man war

1. A one-man war is when one person fights against an opponent consisting of several people by himself/herself.

2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.

1. "He launched a one-man war against police."

2. "He launched a one-man war against graffiti."

by youngchimp December 5, 2012