Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013

facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game

8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches

by TheLurch September 8, 2013

Facebook sickie

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.

"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."

by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013

Facebook Whore

When a girl uses facebook as her personal diary or as a means to talk to random men. Also when there in a relationship they will try to use sympathy to attract men. they stay on facebook 24/7 as if they live in the website. They will jump in other peoples argument when shit don't pertain to them to put themselves out there in a bitchy way. They make you want to pull them through the screen and pop the shit out of them. they will post pics of themselves all the time sometimes almost nude where u can see half there pussy lips or a little nip slip.

Dude did you see kaitlyn's profile on facebook. she had videos off her twerking where you can see her pussy lips. She comments on every guy's photos even though she has a boyfriend, she also jumped in on my argument with donald. i hate when she comments on everything she does just ate a bagel, now Im pooping, oops just started my period, just got it in for the 5th time tonight yay me! She's such a Facebook Whore don't talk to her for your dicks protection.

by Jahgettingit September 17, 2013

Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013

facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013