by Cc003 May 28, 2018

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!
by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010

A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
by Muffinmanstudios January 16, 2020

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.
A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
by APlumbob December 11, 2017

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
