Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."

I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016

Facebook Whore

A Facebook Whore is someone who isn't famous with an over-exaggerated amount of facebook friends (usually over 1000) that they don't even know. Usually a david.

guy1:Wow i have so many friends! =D
guy2:You just let anyone plow your wall with their post, huh?
guy1: what? no!
guy2: Smh, Facebook Whore swag...

by David Da 5'9 October 21, 2011

facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.

Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.

by lozinator February 7, 2014

facebook

The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.

Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.

by Yopmail User November 26, 2023

facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.

She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.

by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015

Facebook Exile

When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,

Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?

Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?

Girl 1: It was amazing!

Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!

Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!

Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!

Guy: I love being facebook exiled.

Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.

by JustinHaw October 16, 2011