Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

by sandyzombie April 28, 2021

Facebook taggroup addict

A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.

A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.

There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.

"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"

"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"

by Letter M April 25, 2019

Facebook

An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\

Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?

by Iamcoolcat January 28, 2021

Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.

I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.

by RICKOLO October 17, 2011

facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013

Facebook inspiration fishing

When someone posts an inspirational status on Facebook that is very open ended and mysterious in hopes of getting people to comment on their post. Facebook inspiration fishing is most often used to get people ask them what they are up too. Commonly used when they really want to tell their friends about this cool new Herbal Tea, Knife set, and/or mixtape and unsure how to do it.

Facebook status: "On the hunt about to make everyone take notice and change the world."

Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?

Inbox
Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing

by crz55609 March 28, 2017