Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

led dick

Cracking your dick like a glow stick or covering your dick with the stuff from a glow stick

"Hey nice art" *shows art with LEDs*

"HEY NICE LED DICK"

by Roxy Blue November 25, 2020

Dick day

National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes

Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

Dumby Dicked

Verb/adjective

To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.

*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*

Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.

*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*

It’s dumby dicked.

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Stink Dick

When you haven't washed your dick in weeks after having sex and then it smells like the local fish counter

Yo Brandon, Geez you have some major stink dick going on!!

by Rogers565 February 26, 2021

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021