An order to kill a client
"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it
If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim
"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it
If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim
The assassin was told the secret phrase "Uncle George" over the phone knew that he got the command to proceed to go after his target.
by Secret Agent Jim June 30, 2025
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This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025
Get the George H. W. Bush mug.The late night delusion, psychosis, and hysteria that occurs at around 2 in the morning, typically while gaming. The Crip Walk George vibes will set in and the dumbest shit will occur and you will have a blast while it’s happening
This term was coined during a late night Sea Of Thieves session when a monkey was named Crip Walk George (A.K.A: CW George) and the previously listed events and symptoms took place
This term was coined during a late night Sea Of Thieves session when a monkey was named Crip Walk George (A.K.A: CW George) and the previously listed events and symptoms took place
Bro I was on the game with my boys late last night and there were some serious Crip Walk George vibes going on
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Get the george floyd mug.An evil alien sent to earth to destroy humanity. Rumours say she was sent from krypton by general zod which explains why it was so hard to defeat her. Although she wasn’t flying around shooting lasers from her eyes or anything like superman does. Superman was enjoying a lavish holiday in Dubai when Regina attacked lower manhattan that day.
Regina George was sent from krypton by zod to destroy earth. How the US military managed to defeat her without krypton its was a major accomplishment. Meanwhile superman was relaxing in a superyacht in Dubai sharing the luxury with a few billionaires.
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An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 12, 2025
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Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
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