by Yourdailydoseofdictionary June 13, 2023
Get the bum ballmug. The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
by RFCD August 1, 2025
Get the bum sonmug. aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum
by Shandra Mason November 13, 2007
Get the Lardo-bummug. That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.
poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018
Get the poky bum headmug. by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020
Get the Bum Commandermug. When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
Get the Suicide bummug. A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
by Anton H September 26, 2025
Get the Bum Bikemug.