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Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.
Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night
by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007
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munch some box

before i could fuck that bitch i had to munch some box
by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007
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Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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Safe deposit box

The person who you trust with your life, who you tell all your secrets and is not you're boyfriend. A safe deposit box will keep all your secrets saf and is a very honest person
Me and Jessie were best friends, she was my Safe deposit box
by cheetahguy44 January 30, 2012
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(Mario) The Music Box

A heavily underrated RPG maker horror game with great artwork and story.

You also witness Super Mario die in horrific ways most of the time.
In (Mario) The Music Box you play as Super Mario exploring a haunted mansion looking for answers to why people go missing inside. After finding a mysterious music box, the front door disappears and you must find your own way out, and Uncover clues and *LORE* along the way.
by The Partygoers! October 9, 2021
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keep that box hot

when you need that coochie warm. essentially preheating your dinner
Girl: It’s really cold out here in antarctica.

Guy: Damn right so keep that box hot
by Korny November 19, 2019
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Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.
Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.
by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013
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