a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 02, 2024
by Ifuckinghatelove February 23, 2022
The definition of trash. People describe him as cool and nice but he is the worst person of the century. He is a waste of oxegyn and is a terrible person.
by TheTruthTeller3315 November 26, 2018
the most amazing boy in the world his favourite word is YEET and he loved pokemon cards in his early days and now is a fortnite geek :)
by komplexx January 19, 2021
by LloydBanks89 November 24, 2021