jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020

Jack-Holdsworth

When a guy is about to finish jacking off and a female gets in the way by either walking in or interrupting, but instead of leaving in an embarrassed way, she comes over and holds his dick aggressively.

SJAC: So you had some fun time home alone last night?
Zak: Oh mate the girl from next door came in while I was at it, and it was a bit of a Jack-Holdsworth situation :(

by SJAC August 18, 2017

Jack Craft

This is gotham's protector, the batman although his real name is bruce wayne in the comics his name in real life is Jack Craft. he is still an orphan and is quite arrogantb and bruting. he is not a nice person and is not the ideal batman.

hey did you here that Jack Craft is back in town imprisoning criminal's

by Uknowit423 October 13, 2020

jack honey

Small shlong big balls. Fun in the bed with the homies, and loves bananas!!!!

Oh no jack honey is at it again!!! Watch out he might hit you with his balls

by Jack honey January 30, 2021

Jack Lovelace

a fucking shut in weirdo

Jack Lovelace is weird

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015