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mr j

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness
Wow he's such a mr j
by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019
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O. J. Simpson

Seeguilty.”
O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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Ryan J. Joseph

A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton
Person 1: Whos that guy watching NBA in english
Person 2: Obviously it's Ryan J. Joseph
by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023
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The J

A godlike being, can delete a person with just seeing them.
guy: yo is that the j??????
guy: *dies*
by bingus vs floppa May 3, 2022
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
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j

j is the ebnst leter
by tapeinhaler41 December 7, 2024
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