Wet Jilly

A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.

If you don't lock it up you're going to get a wet jilly

by Unkle karl April 25, 2019

Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii March 29, 2016

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Wet and Tiggly

The act of you and your friend having sex with your friend where before you finish, you both pull out, ejaculate on her, then proceed to jump onto the ejaculate and wiggle and fart, causing the ejaculate to be pushed around like lotion and dry from the fart.

Yo Jimmy, I gave Rebecca a Wet and Tiggly last night. She loved it bro!

by omadesh September 13, 2025

Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022