wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”

by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007

wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.

'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'

by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024

Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.

I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.

by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018

wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

Wet nose Wednesday

When you eat box every Wednesday to give you and your lady something special to look forward to

I'll be busy tonight it's wet nose Wednesday

by Doodle dad August 14, 2023

Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon

I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.

by Nwasshole June 3, 2022