When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
by Tub rub December 12, 2021
Get the Kody tub creammug. When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.
Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream
by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019
Get the Neapolitan Ice Creammug. A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
Get the Cream piemug. last night she told me to do a wrinkly ice cream so i did it…kinky ass girl fr
i literally asked her ruda bro?
i literally asked her ruda bro?
by thomas eddy June 6, 2025
Get the Wrinkly ice creammug. by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020
Get the mustard creammug. by Ben shitty February 28, 2017
Get the chinese ice creammug. “Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021
Get the Berries and Creammug.