Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020

Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.

She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol

by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 8, 2008

Cup'o Crack

A rather small cup full of crack, that's right straight up crack and it is often used as a defense for humans for when they are frightened or just have to pee really badly.

"my girlfriend wouldn't get out the bathroom so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 27, 2017

crack

4 grams of cash. such as $1,816.

hell ya playar, i gots that crack at tha pad.money

by 8legspyder December 24, 2009