Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.

When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.

by pachuco553 July 27, 2018

Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.

The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.

by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018

Fart ice

In a sexual or romantic relationship between two people, whomsoever farts first in front of the other and shatters the superficial decorum of social etiquette.

Phrases- breaking the fart ice

1. While they were making out on their third date, she broke the fart ice.

2. When he broke the fart ice, she fell more in love with him.

3. They had a threesome and grandma broke the fart ice.

by Rabbit haul August 3, 2018

Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.

Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.

by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018

Couples Fart

When one of the persons in a close romantic relationship farts directly on the other persons skin, causing a raspberry effect in both sound and feeling.

Lying in bed, intertwined with my lover, ass to ass, he farted and caused my ass check to vibrate and said it was a lovers couples fart.

by JustSayingItOutLoud September 20, 2018

hate fart

when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.

I hate farted that bitch so bad her 2 front teeth got knocked out.

by apartmentnumberB May 14, 2018

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022