Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.

Wow that bub guy is a real simp.

by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020

Simp

A word used to describe when a man wants a female, but only the male side does everything.
A normal relationship normally works because both sides like each other, but #simping is only the male side liking the opposite, while the female having no interest in the male side. The male side normally simps because he only wants coochie, and he wants is NOW.

Crowd of ppl: having a conversation.
Random dood on the streets: has a ton of balloons on his hand and happily skipping towards a hous
Crowd: "oh look it's a simp".

by DDTC64 March 24, 2020

Simp

A male harlot, 'nuff said

Dude's been going out with many girls, he's definitely a simp.

by HeckinBrandon March 24, 2020

Simp

Matt.

Matt: *insults a girl and bullies her*
Olly: he’s trying not to be a simp

by 123456789123456789987654321 March 24, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who wants something but simps for it

Your such a simp

by Kidletttttt March 24, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

simp

whatever the fuck i want it to be

him: you know what the definition of simp is?
her: ?
him: whatever the fuck I want it to be

by HonkD May 31, 2020