An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.
by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023
Get the miraculous medical reversalmug. The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.
Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.
by Miya P Burns April 15, 2023
Get the Reverse Mongolian Drill Pressmug. When your ex texts you asking to get back with you , so you kill yourself instead - the reverse Romeo .
“Hey Mike , did you hear about Jack?” “Yeah , I heard Emily tried to get back with him and he pulled a Reverse Romeo, what a chad”
by Complete Ambush August 26, 2023
Get the Reverse Romeomug. When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
Get the Reverse cummingmug. Ludwig: Have you seen ze guy over there? Look at hau happy he is!
Wilhelm (drenching of reverse schadenfreude): Yes, let'z bust his face open, haha.
Wilhelm (drenching of reverse schadenfreude): Yes, let'z bust his face open, haha.
by Ahmedinejad October 11, 2015
Get the reverse schadenfreudemug. Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
Get the Reverse Nut Theoremmug. The act of ghosting someone that trys to use the slow fade but is sending just enough texts to stay around.
You make the decision not to respond to that person trying to slow fade and one up them by ignoring messages and phone calls.
You make the decision not to respond to that person trying to slow fade and one up them by ignoring messages and phone calls.
Me: Hey, haven't heard from you in a minute.
Them: Hi, sorry I've been super busy and sending messages when I can. How are you doing.
Me not responding and Reverse Ghosting -block
Them: Hi, sorry I've been super busy and sending messages when I can. How are you doing.
Me not responding and Reverse Ghosting -block
by Muteminded April 10, 2024
Get the Reverse Ghostingmug.