poo sussy

fortnite balls im gay i like boys i kidnap kids yummmm sus ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

hi im felling poo sussy right now

by zeakiscute January 20, 2022

U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

Poos

A spiritual view of a cat in South Asia. Used as welcome gift or item in Indian culture and reflects glory, happiness and wonder.

What a glorious poos you have brought!

by hilarioushippo09 December 8, 2021

peek a poo

a pinkfong song that made me wanna die in very horrible ways, it talk about how animals shit and stuff

person 1: hey bro have u listened to peek a poo
person 2: nah that shit weird asf

by silverthehottest.net December 16, 2021

Poo poo Head

He’s my brother but also a poo head he’s squidgy like a teddy

Yo poo poo head

by Flackt2001 December 17, 2021

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

by mehew December 17, 2021

Poo

Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’

I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!

by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021