Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Tönnies Pants

A type of multifunctional outdoor pants noone has a decent name for which are both practical and stylish.
The name come from famousa german rapper named Daniel "little D" Tönnies.

Bro 1: Bro i gotta buy some new pants you wanna join in with me?
Bro 2: Sure you know what you wanna get?
Bro 1: Ye i gotta get some new Tönnies Pants

by Akinalol February 25, 2021

passionate pants

partner of super hot sexy cool pretty famous lit epic cute funny hilarious SKR popular buff muscley witty smart intelligent person

Passionate Pants: Will you marry me? Please say yes you are so epic!

Partner: yeah sure ig.

by fortniteluver420 March 8, 2021

six pacs

something i dont have and dont bother getting because im too lazy

(blank cuz im too lazy) six pacsssss

by hoomanbeing March 30, 2021

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 6, 2021

Fiery Pants

A ginger persons bush hair. (Above the vagina or penis)

Jared - "Wtf evie why haven't you shaved, this is uncomfortable"
Evie - "What can i say, the boys like fiery pants!"

by WhenInRomeTrustInJerome April 6, 2021

Pissy pants

When you have sex with a female and she proceeds to piss over you thus receiving pissy pants

I left the bar with a girl last night she got so freaky she gave me pissy pants on a sofa

by AnonFrazzaH May 3, 2021