by JacobConor April 18, 2020
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by bigdixknick21 April 18, 2020
Get the National Booty Day mug.You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..
Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!
by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020
Get the National Prove Your D Isn’t Small mug.April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020
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by Jdidkfjdshhdufjfjdjdd April 24, 2020
Get the National Abby sends Michael nudes day mug.U text ur crush or gf and say I love u and if u see them that day give Dem a big hug or even if it's a best friend
by 2k_savage April 24, 2020
Get the national i love u day mug.April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020
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