your mom

BURN!!

Dude: "That is so creepy."
Person: "What's so creepy?"
Dude: "Your mom."
Other Dude: "BURN!!"

by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

double-mom

To bang a girl with enough force to not only get her knocked up, but also impregnate her fetus, which may or may not even be female.

I double-mommed that broad so bad that I'll be paying child support well into my 80s.

by tenderloin October 16, 2007

the mom-croon

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.

by tumblr trash September 27, 2015

Step-mom

A big-ass nice, titty ass, selfish ass, milf-ass mother fucker!!!

My step-mom is a bitch!

by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

your mom

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands

grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after


by dog November 30, 2004

Skeet o' mom

Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)

"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"

by AnonymousPDX August 16, 2006

ur mom gay

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.

Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”

by minecraftgekyumescircumcision April 23, 2018