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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.
Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!
by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024
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Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
by SumSquid December 4, 2024
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Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
“Michael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!”
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
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