A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

Hottest fucking guy ever.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
by Michaelbehlingismyhuband June 26, 2021

benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
demon slayers: and i took that personally
by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021

by Yeetamispotatoea October 31, 2020

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022

Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.
Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.
by michaelswife November 23, 2021

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
