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man flu

The one week out of the year when a man has a cold, and doesn't feel good, and excercises his right to complain and whine- contrary to every fucking day of a woman's life when we have to hear you complain.

The man flu is usually accompanied by a lack of sympathy from females, which further advances the adverse symptoms of the man flu.
GF: Ugh, BF is so annoying and whiny, all he has is a cold.
BFF: Oh, yeah, the Man Flu.
BF: GOD FORBID you take care of ME for ONE DAY and not complain.
by G P January 12, 2008
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Rain-Man

Somebody who is extremely awkward who also happens to be ridiculously good at a profession, hobby, sport, etc.
Friend 1: Damn, that kid Drew missed his girlfriend's lips when he tried to kiss her!!!

Friend 2: Well at least she still will go out with him considering he's a rain-man; he has never missed an open jump-shot in a basketball game in his entire career.
by Pretty Microwave Baller November 30, 2010
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Shan Man

A long-bearded wise man with great character.
That guy is a true, real person. Everything he says is so wise. He's a Shan Man.
by Shan Man January 31, 2015
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monkey man

by lob February 24, 2005
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Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe
Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat
by Jocoque May 26, 2017
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pac-man

A retro 1980's video game where a pizza missing one slice stars. On a 2D maze like arena you go around eating dots. Once all of them are eaten, you pass the level and go on to the next.
Jeff: Hey man, wanna play pac-man?
Lamer: No d00d pac-man is g@y play n00 stuff l1k3 U72 d00d.
by [tEG] December 21, 2003
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Man Gaga

Lady gaga after found out she has both sex parts
by iconn3 September 8, 2009
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