michaele

a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock

i got plowed by michaele last night
fuck michaeles fat

by tc fidler February 16, 2022

michael raccson

That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.

Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!

Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**

by Raccald trump May 29, 2019

Michael Paraskevas

an American illustrator, cartoonist, and animation producer best known for co-creating along with his mother Betty in the Canadian animated children's television series Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

Michael Paraskevas graduated from the School of Visual Arts1 (SVA) in 1984. Studying illustration and journalism, he received his MFA from SVA in 1986

by Wendysfg June 23, 2023

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

Michael Mcfaded

This term is used when you are so geeked it's rambunctious.

Like higher than a kite on coke.

"Damn Jynxzi, you're Michael McFaded on god no kizzy yurh yurh *dab*'

by AerickBacon December 5, 2023

michael from og.starmic

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.

haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap

by wynter lilie November 8, 2020

Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

by notanoob101 July 26, 2018