May 22nd

everybody you know owns you a squishmallow

I love May 22nd

by 3pinkelephants May 5, 2022

May 29

Grab yo girls ass day

Guy: hey babe its May 29th

Girl: Oh ok then

by crjcotndjd May 28, 2024

30th may

30th may is the national "smoke a tigare" with your friends!!!!

x person: hey we should smoke a tigare tommorow on 30th may!
y person: why?
x person: it's national "smoke a tigare" day!

by tiga0r.eeeeee May 29, 2021

4th may

the 4th of may is widely celebrated as national Aryan day.

dude 1: hey man what date is it today?
dude 2: are u kidding me man?? it’s national Aryan day today
dude 1: ohhhh it’s the 4th may

by pattybooom May 4, 2022

May 28th

The day that the legend ,Zakaro Johonosono, slut slayer, thot begonifyer, overall amazing person. One with the thiccccccccccccccccccest oIo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Zakaro’s birthday is May 28th

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Jazzyrexton November 3, 2019

Jessica May Davies

A really hot girl!

Zac: Have you seen Jessica May Davies!
Bryce: Yeah, she’s a total hottie!

by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020

May 10

Switch hoodies with ur friend

me: * hey girl it’s may 10
friend: oh yea here is my hoodie
me: thx i’ll give it back tmrw

friend: alr cya

by machary May 8, 2022