Fart licker

someone who is so fucking dumb that the probably lick their own farts

Eli you anal bead shaped target condom you are the biggest fart licker i have ever met

by Azwall July 18, 2022

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Cap Lock

A pathological liar who seems to lie compulsively!

Bro 1: Man Darrell always making shit up

Bro 2: Yea bro he stay with his Cap Lock on !

by TrottSavvy July 20, 2022

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Locked In • locked • Locke • locker • Locked out • Locked Up • locker room • Locked and Loaded • locker box • Locked On

Suitcase licker

Person who licks suitcases

Sally is definitely a suitcase licker
Fred is a suitcase licking comie.

by Lambert Leafwalker August 8, 2022

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Brain Licker

Please help my friend keeps licking this deoderent stick looking thing. IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT

My friend sexally licks a Brain Licker.

by Spinman098 September 1, 2022

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Jayden or jay dawggy dawggy dawg is the most attractive male you will ever see. He has a 12 metre cock and isn’t afraid to use it. When he unsheatheds it, you know your gonna have the time of your life. When he loses his temper the devil shivers. He also has an extremely hot friend called Dylan.

“Omg Jayden Lochery walked by me today and i got a girl boner.” “Omg same bestie he’s so hot”
“ hey beautiful” “OMG” *faints*

by Humongous Marvin 69 September 7, 2022

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Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 3, 2022

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