Gay Scale

A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:

Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian

Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!

by arianne! August 18, 2010

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Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

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Gay-dd

A hyperactive person that has oversexualized humor and frequently rough houses in a manner that resembles gay behavior. Often to a point were it becomes annoying and disruptive.

That kid Bob will not stop dry humping me every freaking morning when I wake up! I am sick of him grabbing my ass and hugging me wherever I go. Well, it looks like bob has a severe case of Gay-dd!

by Ross Edelman February 25, 2008

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master of gay

One who has reached the maximum amount of gay possible.

Hey did you see James? He's such a master of gay!

by IAmAJewAndIAmProud March 16, 2016

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Gay Box

When a human being displays tendencies similar to how a box with pictures of an interracial man on man orgy would (if it was granted life via gypsy tears, or covered in semen and struck by lightning)

"Is Lamont gyrating his tally whacker whilst gazing longingly into the horizon? What a Gay Box!"

by Gord Mclitteman December 15, 2011

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