Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

by Rwruff November 19, 2016

crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020

Crack or Tweak

A funny question to yell at Tweakers

John Doe: Hey you smoking crack or tweak

Tweaky McGee: Im fucking tweaking

by 831k-rill March 4, 2025

crack stain

Someone who donates plasma for money.

Man I feel like a crack stain every time I come in this plasma ceanter!

by crack stain July 3, 2014

crack head

that one friend who is really weird and stupid

yo you a crack head

by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020

Crack

To fuck, usually as a fling, and usually someone in highschool.

Senior: Man, I can’t wait to crack all these new freshman!!

by ballbasher100000 June 22, 2025