A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.
by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025
A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life
by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022
an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK.
The animation of The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is a mixture of CGI, 2D and stop motion
by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK
by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
by Districk September 16, 2019