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Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.
Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night
by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007
mugGet the Smash some boxmug.

munch some box

before i could fuck that bitch i had to munch some box
by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007
mugGet the munch some boxmug.

Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
mugGet the Cellar Boxingmug.
A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
by Hof500 January 22, 2021
mugGet the Fuck that for a box of birdsmug.

Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side
by renzy1337 July 5, 2023
mugGet the Alabama Squeeze Boxmug.

flagstaff rat box

That’s code for a motel 6.
Yeah I'm hanging with the haves but I'm half have not on an air mattress in a flagstaff rat box.
by Lacuna Skye April 27, 2017
mugGet the flagstaff rat boxmug.

Dutch shoe box

When you take a crap and leave it under a persons bed
I just left a Dutch Shoe Box at my friends hotel room.
by BubbaBostn December 10, 2011
mugGet the Dutch shoe boxmug.

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