back burner guy

The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice

Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy

by Alice326 June 3, 2016

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

back friend support

when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend

man I've been paying your way for 7 years now, you owe me some back friend support

by ladyvei January 17, 2018

rubber ducky on the back

when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.

Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!

by Thebomb3795 February 7, 2018

back off haters

a sassy chick who wants to be banged

back off haters ! gosh

by my bag hater February 9, 2018

back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight

- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.

by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017

back from mars

"Getting back" or coming back from being really high.

Welll Jason's finally coming back from mars!

by annabrooke February 8, 2017