Dick in my Hole

It's pretty straightforward: When their's a dick in my hole.

While Gabi had anal sex with Hugh Janus, she screamed, "There's a dick in my hole! Aye, chihuahua!"

by zacharytaffy August 10, 2015

Troll Black hole

When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.

Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"

You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"

Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"

You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"

Troll "lol"

You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"

by Troll Stopper September 22, 2011

Biting doughnut holes

The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat

John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes

by MC-SJ May 7, 2011

Maryland Blow hole

When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

b-hole lipper

pinch or wad of smokeless tobacco wrapped or unwrapped in toilet paper and lodged into anus to catch a buzz

yogi: hey bill are you gonna throw in a lipper
Bill: Nah guy i already got one slipped up by buthole
Yogi: so its a dece b-hole lipper

Bill: obviously guy, this shit is effin me up, and sittin real dece

by marqueef August 20, 2009

Bucket Got A Hole In It

Late 60s/ early 70s slang for "cuckolded."

"You better check your bucket" meant "I think your girlfriend's cheating on you, dude."

Is your bucket got a hole in it, fellas?
Now lemme tell you/ how you can check:

When your kisses fail to move her,
And your rap don't seem to groove her,
When your touch don't turn her on,
Fellas, as sure as you're born,

Your bucket got a hole in it.

"Check Your Bucket" - Eddie Bo

by kickyfast December 21, 2007

Five-hole dangler

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".

Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.

by Wandymon October 2, 2007