King Kong balls

It’s the most beautiful statue you will ever lay your sparkling orbs on. This statue is one of the great King Kong with balls like steel. One look at his massive juicy watermelon like balls and you will start watering at the mouth. Famous YouTuber Schlatt has made it his mission to buy every single ball out there. Long live the king. #fundtheballs

Ayo let’s go see king Kong balls so we can fondle the fuck out of his balls.

by Megaballfondler November 9, 2021

Burger King crown

A crown that people can wear at burger King.

Oh this one time at burger King I saw a little girl wearing a burger King crown while on her tablet and dancing to September by earth wind and fire.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

by willyplayswithwilly November 22, 2021

King overlord Lucas

Lucas is basically the protector of all women, and slays normies

Mate have I seen King overlord Lucas recently?

by Lucas 2 wicked June 10, 2021

King explosion murder

Bakugo

Did you hear about how king explosion murder exploded those guys

by Wen Ning>v< January 29, 2022

Nathan Harris King

A big juicy man with a PHAT GYAT, a 9 inch dick, and a strong sexual attraction towards even juicier men.

Person 1: Yo, have you met Nathan Harris King yet?
Person 2: Nah, but I heard he gives CRAZY slop.

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

King (CEO of Simps)

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

by king of demons October 30, 2020