j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

the j

the j 😭😭😭 spunglebob the j 💔💔

omg the j... NOOOO

by definitely not georgie oh no November 3, 2021

J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

the j

that one meme that is not funny whatsoever

PERSON 1: yo, whats your sexuality?
PERSON 2: the j
PERSON 1: so you're gay?
PERSON 2: HELL YEAH

by fu1112 January 6, 2023

johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though

i bet hes a johnny j

by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

/j

A tone indicator to show that someone is joking about something, to show that they don't mean what they said. They aren't meant to be taken in a serious manner.

S/O: Macaque x Sun Wukong from Monkie Kid is my favorite ship 😼 /j

by Azrathya May 7, 2022

BIG J

BIg J is a leader and will always be one. Big J is someone you look up to and inspire to be. YURRRR

Wow, you haven’t prayed to BIG J yet, your a failure.

by BIG J YURRR February 8, 2021