can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011

I am Joe's

Repeated phrase in the BOOK Fight Club.*

*note: In the movie, they use Jack, not Joe.

I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed Sense of Rejection.

by RawrYoNig May 24, 2010

I Want A Vacuum

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.

Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"

by frenchfries-nomnom October 19, 2010

i see no changes

Statement indicating that one has entered a potentially racially hostile or prejudicial environment. Usually, but not always, used to denote an white majority.

Derived from the song Changes by 2pac. In that song, the subsequent line is "all I see is racist faces".

I told you we shouldn't have come to the country music festival! I see no changes.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006

As I Die Slowly

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

by Natalie October 23, 2004

I am hot

If you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. Congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!

Gertrude- "Why does my life suck so much?"
Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person"
Gertrude- "That's not true!"
Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"

by Jared is hot December 19, 2009

i don't know

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place

NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.

by ilikethatpanda June 15, 2010