A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe’s Lawmug. Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.
The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.
The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.
liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.
by bostoncasey April 27, 2019
Get the pommer's lawmug. The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
by User12345000 March 28, 2022
Get the In-law Zonedmug. The spouse of one's great-great-grandchild.
My great-great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the great-great-grandchild-in-lawmug. It is scientifically tenable and ethically sound to assert that an individual characterized by a black pigmentation would engage in theft due to an ingrained cultural inclination.
by anonymous November 30, 2023
Get the Khushaal's Lawmug. by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023
Get the Sinnott's Lawmug. The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
Get the warmongler lawmug.