Los Angeles Smog Pump

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

afgan fuel pump

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back

I have her the afgan fuel pump

by Afghanyyy January 11, 2014

Gag n' pump

Sticking your finger down her throat while doggy style to make her gag to tighten on the pump

She was so drunk, I iust decided to gag n' pump her!

by Penny Willow May 31, 2014

Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.

by Literally A Fish November 14, 2015

self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 5, 2017