The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
Get the Kim Jong Poomug. A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021
Get the poo mommug. An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021
Get the Poo Pantmug. Similar to Oh man. The term Poo poo kachoo is used to express frustration about something. I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.
Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.
Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.
by ZertaT November 30, 2024
Get the Poo Poo Kachoomug. When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!
Rob "hey man how was your poo?"
Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"
Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."
Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"
Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."
by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011
Get the Poo-dinimug. "The weather is poo!"
by Chicken Wing With Somethings September 26, 2018
Get the poomug. When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D
Much love x
Much love x
by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021
Get the Poo Nutsmug.