Turd Perfect 

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

Turd Perfect by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

the perfect rodeo 

This is a combination of The Perfect Stranger and The Rodeo. Start banging the girl doggy style, then swap out with your buddy, run outside, and when he sees you he calls out her sister’s name to hold on, then you wave at her from outside the window.

Dude, do you want to pull a The Perfect Rodeo on this chick?

the perfect rodeo by Superjay76 October 26, 2017

nut perfection 

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

nut perfection by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

erection perfection 

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

erection perfection by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

the_perfect_drug 

Need pay for my 6 meals a day :
www.patreon.com/jackistoofat

the_perfect_drug aka jack thinks walking once a day is a special accomplishment

the_perfect_drug by AtoK June 8, 2018

California perfection 

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California

man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...

California perfection by home is where you're happy July 23, 2018

being perfect to someone 

Is accepting them for who they are. And not judging them for there flaws. Them being your dream boy/girl

That person is being perfect to someone

being perfect to someone by Dgccbjkncdsy February 10, 2019