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Bum Rot

Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.

The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”

Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
by Dave The Anal Invader April 29, 2019
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Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018
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poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.
poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018
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bum tucked

This term refers to when Bums, or homeless people, hide the money they have begged that day up their asses so the other Bums won’t steal it when they are passed out drunk.
“I Bum Tucked eight dollars up my ass so Randy wouldn’t steal it from me”
by Xilocanth June 4, 2019
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Bum Tumbler

A pejorative term used to imply someone enjoys sticking their fingers up someone else's anus, most commonly used as a gay slur. The name comes from pin tumbler locks as you need to stick a key or pick into the lock to move the pins to open the lock. The finger would be the key and the ass is the lock.
by Fyce September 2, 2017
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Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
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bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.
Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
by Shuaman October 24, 2018
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