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Get the half-niece-in-law mug.This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
by Heinkel November 25, 2017
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Get the Law of Large numbers mug.When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"
Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"
Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020
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Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
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My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-granduncle-in-law mug.Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025
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