soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

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bum chong

When you’re girlfriend puts a elf bar or any vape in ur asshole and then she takes a hit as u fart so the air going in her elf bar is ur fart

me and the mrs did a bum chong last night

by bumchonger1 July 20, 2022

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bumful

as much as a bum can hold.

Tonight, I'm going to give Cate a bumful of cock.

by Bruiser Bigman July 28, 2014

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pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

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Bum bum head

A person who is getting on your nerves just a little bit but you still tolerate them. It can also be used when someone says something cool or weird a bit like how you use bombaclut.

“My friend is getting on my nerves”
“They’re a bum bum head”

by Theofficiallinaaa May 19, 2020

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