face-book 

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

face-book by Big Gold November 8, 2007

Faceboak 

The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak

Joe: Hey didn't you get that important update I posted on Facebook about my new refrigerator getting delivered?

Jim: No I have Faceboak....

Faceboak by BigFanDan September 20, 2009

fecebook 

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.

Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."

fecebook by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

fakebook flirting

a person that can't get over the past and insists on flirting with ex-school girlfriends whilst happily being in a current facebook relationship with another.

fakebook flirting is pretty harmless, it's not as if I'm living in the past and dissatisfied with my current facebook girlfriend. Surely it can't hurt anyone!

fakebook flirting by charming doll January 27, 2011

Facebooklosipher 

Someone who feels the need to have a deep and meaningful facebook status.

John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes

James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher

Facebooklosipher by Jay Rip April 7, 2009

Facebookering 

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

Facebookering by sarapigz June 29, 2009

facebookery 

spending time on facebook

I had a rich hour of facebookery last night.

facebookery by mastodude May 18, 2010