Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Arcos Law

The ocean is the sky, we live between two oceans.

“Bro our chemistry teacher was teaching Arcos Law last semester.”

by Vibqa April 1, 2025

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

My step-co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

by Name Guru January 15, 2022

co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024

Basil’s Law

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes

Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!

by MMAFayce January 23, 2024